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There is a new bar in Tempe called "Sign of the Whale." It is not cool. Don't go there, it's lame. Sorry to the bartender, whose name I have forgotten already. You were cool, but that place just sucks.

If I was a cop, I would park my cruiser near the exit of a Jack in the Box drive through at around 2:20am on the weekend, and I would conduct field sobriety tests to everyone leaving.

I think Joss Whedon is a genius that walks among us. His TV shows are amazing, and he is amazing. I can not stress this enough. Trust me.

my dishwasher is not working right and it flooded my kitchen tonight, and I am unhappy about it. Goes to show that trying to clean up my place is a deed that will not go unpunished.

I hate jury duty. I've been chosen. I have to sit through 3 days of unbelievable boredom next week. I am trying to consider the fact that someone's fate rests in my hands. And then I just feel scared that I am going to be the only person on the jury who isn't a total fucktard. Then what will happen? Ugh.

My computer is not behaving correctly right now. I am afraid of what this blog post is going to look like, format wise. 

Due to things like multuple jury duty summons, airport security thinking I am a terrorist every time I pass through, and things of that nature, I can't help but wonder why the US Government hates me.

I hate "photo enforcement zones."

I've had a lot of beer tonight and I probably should look into crashing out now. But I probably won't do that.

Curly fries are much better than normal fries. but every time I get curly fries, I am reminded of the old Beavis and Butthead episode where they were making the "special seasoned curly fries" at the fast food place that gave everyone e. coli poisioning. I am pretty sure it was e. coli... not 100% sure though. But it was gross. Watch the episode if you don't know what I mean.

I think I may have fixed the format situation. If not, sorry for all the excessive scrolling to and fro that you are doing right now in order to read this.

This was by far the best thing all week.  I can keep watching this and I just laugh and laugh.


By the way, don't watch that at work with the sound on or with your children around. Sorry if it's too late, but if you know me at all you should have known better! haha!